David Guinness

Umm... I've forgotton how it works.

She dislikes metamorphic rocks. I don't know why.

Why should I have a badger?

I'd also like it if "Country" were changed back to "Location". I don't live in a country. :)

You could lower your screen resolution, I suppose... Though it's not a good long-term solution.

Why should she be oblivious?

I second that, Torpid.

Hmmm.. for some reason my profile is still waiting for approval from a staff member. Could someone please help me? :smt102 edit: Fixed! Thanks, Duskglimmer and/or nameless staff personnel.

Looks well set-up. I'm there; screenname: David.

Thank you, Nate, for the effort and the love of writing you have put into the site. You have given a wonderful gift to the community, and we are forever ...

I would buy a nice house, a new computer, and Maya 7.0, donate a bunch to St. Jude's Medical, some more to youth music programs and education programs in my ...

Dragons are always good. Or a monkey, for Nate, or a pig, for Snoink. Maybe a glass of ale... Or not... I say an inanimate object, or one of the ...

I love Britcoms. Particularly As Time Goes By, Are You Being Served?, Keeping Up Appearances, Fawlty Towers, Vicar of Dibley... Those are the staples.

Said to the cheerful woman at the one-hour photo pick-up counter: "No...'Guinness' would not be found under the letter 'N'..."

Said to the television remote control: "Stop it! Stop flashing at me! AGHHHH!!!!"